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The [(potentially) hard] questions.

Who are you sexually?

How did you become this person?

Do you like the sexual person you have become?

Are you proud of your sexual self?

Do you hate your sexual self?

What is the name of the best lover you’ve ever had?

Is the best lover you’ve ever had you…?

Where do you feel sexually inadequate?

Where do you feel sexually free?

Have you talked to Jesus about any of this?

What did he say?

Not a fan of Jesus? Cool.  Well, have you talked to any supernatural being about your sexual self?

Do you feel ashamed or guilty after you watch porn?

You don’t watch porn? Ok, well how about after you masturbate? You don’t masturbate either? Ok, send me an email so we can rectify that.

Who loved the way your genitals looked?

Who made you feel ashamed about the way your genitals looked?

What are your sexual fantasies? You don’t fantasize either. Send me that email ASAP.

Court is now in session.

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